If I were going to describe myself in 2000 characters or less, I'd probably begin by saying a pointless tangent that doesn't actually relate to me to fill up space. Then I'd probably feel obliged to say a kind thank you to the people that actually read my bio, because to think someone would actually be slightly interested in figuring me out is cool in my book. Then I'd pause for a second because to be completely honest, I have absolutely no idea what to say about myself. 

I like cats, and hot mint tea. I love anime. My favorite types of movies are action, fantasy, animated, and musicals (Howl's Moving Castle, The Princess Bride, and Les Miserables are a few examples).  I love languages and different cultures, I could talk for days about a sprouting plant outside my door, I fell in love with someone who didn't fall back. I like listening to music in unknown languages and trying to figure out what their soul is trying to say by their infliction. I'm a clutz, pretty paranoid, a nerd, afflicted...idk, I'm human that's all I can really say.