Hello world!

I live in a magical castle with unicorns and flying llamas. Like legit. I am the klutziest weirdo you will ever meet and I absolutely, posituvely, undeniably, am obsessed with....*drumroll*

CATS.  

I love, love, LOVE Harry Potter, LOTR, Torchwood, The Rangers Apprentice, John Green, Doctor Who, and basically all fantasy. *fangirls over hot fantasy heros* 

I also am absolutely in love with BBC Sherlock and BBC Merlin! *fangirls over Benedict Cumberbatch* 

Captain Jack Harkness is mine. Forever.

Single. OCD. 

I am absolutely SHERlocked. Like I will sssssssskinn you if you insult Sherlock. If you don't like it, either you tell me and I hunt you down, or you stop inflicting your opinions on the world. 

I <3 Irene Adler. She's perfect. 

Random Facts about me:

I am 16 + a girl. 

I still have teddy bears and am flippin proud of it. 

I only have 1/8 of a soul, because my best friend, who is a ginger, sucked my soul out of me. 

David Tennant is the best nerd ever. 

I have a little kitteh named Maya. She is a ball of gray fuzz. I shall now name her...Fuzzbucket the First. 

I've had offers to be a comedian, and I have been told that I would be a perfect model. *lowers eyes modestly* I'm kind of a big deal.

I'm a singer, painter, drawer (is that a word? IT IS NOW), writer, reader, and self proclaimed maniac. 

I have decided to be the worlds first consulting detective/Time Lord/Knight of Camelot.

IF YOU CALL ME NORMAL, WE SHALL HAVE WORDS. In an alley behind Chipotle. With butter knives and plastic swords. I am off my head and proud of it.

I have a strict no judgement policy, so message me about anything, no matter how random. Don't let the skulls put you off. 

I am a pessimist and though I may not seem it, I have a very dark side. 

Fare thee well, humans.
Peace, cats, Sherlock, and Bilbo Baggins. 

“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."