I just heard of some new jokes/puns and I felt the strong urge to share them or else I don't think I could die in peace. Please don't hate me for this and feel free to share some of your jokes, love you guys
1) what did the blanket say as it fell from the bed? - Oh sheet!
2) what did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach? - it's not you, it's a me, Mario!
And the last one...
3) what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?