"Salutations," I hear myself say.
"What brings you here?"

My voice fills the empty room.

"Would you like me to show you around?", I stepped aside to give way. "There isn't anything much for me to show. It's all just blank walls and squeaky floorboards.", I closed the door as you walked in.

It was true. There was nothing in the room. But I'm about to show you a secret. A secret never before told.