Hi! I'm Hillary, AKA Larry, and I write mostly mediocre original stories. Don't mind me and my extreme attachment to my dog. 

How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

"Exsqueeze me? Baking powder?"

I am Garth from Wayne's World on a spiritual level.

You can find me at these other places~
Instagram: @larrytheconfusedchild (my art account where I mostly just draw the people I write about)
Movellas: Larry The Confused Child

Hope my stuff isn't too bad and thanks for stopping by!

<3, Larry