I am a socially awkward person, with a dark mind that some people think is funny. But, they shouldn't, because I secretly fantasize about killing them brutally and messily. So, don't get on my bad side. 
But, other than that. I am a weird, nice-ish male, I am Sixteen years old, almost the same age as my computer... Not. Kidding. And people call me short all the time. But, what boggles my mind is, people who are shorter than me call me short... Alissyyy... I am also a confused child most of the time as my Beautiful Girl, [Not in a possessive way] says. I am also, not too attractive, but I am cute as EVERYONE says. So, yays for days. I guess.