Well... I couldnt think of a name for an account so this is Blerg.
Blerg likes Vampire Diaries and as Much as Blerg hates to admit, Blerg likes One Direction...

This Blergness was made to write ninja stories so Blergs real name wouldnt be found.....
And if you do know who Blerg really is; and you find this. Do NOT, i repeat NOT tell anyone who Blerg really is okay!

The other reason Blerg was created was to post a story one of Blerg's maker's friends basically demanded to be written about One Direction (You know who this is yet ET?? *cough* ET loves Zayn *Cough*)

NOW!!! I must be off to type up story!!! AWAY!!!