So.... You know my name. I mean, well you should if you looked above. And if you didn't, well..... YOU SUCK!!! Just kidding. 

Anyway, I'm willing to bet a million dollars that you will never read this 'about me' section so I can say anything I want to. 

GO POOP!!!!! YOU ROCK!!!

Ooooh, I'm walking on sunshine ooo-ooo!!!!!!!

Should I kill myself? Or should I kill YOUR BABY?!?!?

Laaaaaaaa. 

Yummy. Doggie flesh. YUM. 

So, I guess that's enough. I'm strange like that. But you know what's even stranger than that? My book. It's VERY strange. You should read it. 

I have NO IDEA of what else to say so.....................................................................

Gracias! Los periodos me ayudaron!!!!

Uh huh.

So what's up?

If you actually DO read this then you are probably reading it to know about me. Am I right? Of course I am.Oh.  Now, I have exactly 100 words left... NOW.  

100 words. Actually characters. I couldn't write that tho. 

ME!! 
Beautiful, smart, funny. Oh look. It's 1000 words.....

OH. I have 2000. I feel like an idiot. Oh well. I'm not deleting what I wrote. 

I'm done. Maybe I'll write more later. But now, I'm bored. 

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So....here I am. Writing more. Well, here's a fun fact about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LIKE TO WRITE EXCLAMATION POINTS. 

And it will be 2000 words when I put down the period at the end of this sentence, here->  .