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Welcome all my beautiful broccolis!
Yes, you are all beautiful! 

If you ever wanna contact a llama, this is its's Instagram: 
@master_of_toast
Snapchat of a unicorn: 
@BubbleGumFool

Who am I you ask, my beautiful broccolis?
I'm the person all llamas run away from.
A potato. 
I am the person who is too poor to own a a swimming pool, but too smart not to own one.
I'm the person who paints blue squares in my garden so GoogleMaps thinks I have a pool.
Lazy people are lazy, the fact is written in the Holy Bible of Pineapples-fact #1.358897290182792072902.
The fact is that you never read that.
Lazy.

8.000.000.000 people to choose from.
And I chose chocolate.
That melted in my hand.
Right now.

I make covers also! 
Check it out *wink* *wink*, my dear cucumber.
«Covers From Zero to Hero»

¡I am the definition of weirdness!

If you wanna be my fellow wattypadiebroccoberry you may.
If you don't, thanks. 
Have a nice day...YOU PIECE OF CORN!
Raisins are evil. 
Bananas fight evil.
Don't put them together. 
Oh well...

Don't trust an alpaca or raisin. 
They are very cowardly.

If I'm not online I'm playing Samurai with a raisin.
If I am I am probably eating a cucumber...
If not that, I am pretending to be a llama.

Tongues are great for typing,
Not that I tried.
Have you?

If I ever do get popular: 
I'll buy raisins.
Also many bananas.
Who wants to watch the epic fight?!

I'll go.

Here's a tip: 
Don't fart on Santa Clause.
(He's sensitive about when his beard stinks.)

Oh yeah!
If I ever do become popular, 
don't ask  me about the relationship between butter and butterflies! 
I swore to David Bowie that I wouldn't.
 
PS.: you should totally check out my raisin cookie sister- @AmethystLee1 *Santa in my lollipop*