It's a gloomy evening in the North of London as rain hits glass rhythmically and a pen scratches against paper, scribing prepubescent hieroglyphs in an onyx ink.

From now on, most of my stories will probably be one-shots, but I will still update my other stories (if I think that people are interested)

Looking for a mediocre Tumblr to follow? Look now further: http://blind-as-a-matt.tumblr.com

Bye for now!!
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  • JoinedDecember 30, 2012


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BlindAsAMatt BlindAsAMatt May 29, 2015 11:09PM
From what I can tell, the format of the website has changed. Can someone please tell me if my paragraphs have all melded into one please? I'll try to fix it ASAP.
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