Have you been a victim of unfair treatment by a business or a corporation, has this ever happened to you? You bought a house that was not disclosed to you about the termite infestation in the walls and in the molding so you have to take it upon yourself to call your own extermination company? But as soon as the guys show up, they immediately ask to use the bathroom, and for over 2 hours they go in and out taking huge mudpies and over flushing? Then they go in together, and you hear a bunch of scrounging around then you hear yelling, and one of them is yelling at you that his friends foot stuck in the toilet, and that you gotta help him. But when you go in to help him and they start laughing cause he pulls it out easily cause it wasn't stuck at all. Then they get all serious and say ITS TURBO TIME! Then they start running around the house and jumping on the couches, but when you try to join in with them they say, "YOURE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM! DON'T. RUN. WERE THE ONES WHO RUN, NOW UNTIL YOURE PART OF THE TURBO TEAM, WALK, SLOWLY!" Then the next day you decide to sit down and read your favorite art magazine, but then you get up to use the bathroom and you notice that the hole in the toilet had shrunk? And you're think that couldn't have happened, but then you saw in the trash a receipt from Home Depot for a toilet the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole, THATS JUST FOR FARTS. THEY REPLACED YOUR TOILET WITH A FART TOILET, AND NOW YOU CANT TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR HOUSE CAUSE YOUR TOILET CANT SUCK EM DOWN, AND YOU FEEL SICK TO YOUR STOMACH! HAS THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? call me right now please ☎️ .