old account @nadiaknowsbest
this is @IMPOLSE speaking! im making a bio for Narnia over here because well, I can :P
right, I probably know more about this gal then she does. im her sub-conscience , -she whispers -o.O nah, im actually her older sister. okay joke, here we GOOOO!
Name: its a little obvious, don't you think?
Age: unknown e.O
Date of birth: you think I know? hell no! go ask her.
Favourite colour: I know this one! its...its...*calls for Nadia*....-5 mins later- she said its red...hah I knew that...
Favourite food: ketchup. defiantly ketchup. this girl breathes ketchup.
Favourite band: SPICE GIRLS! hahaha hell no! I was joking...its actually EXO and they're damn awesome so like check out their song ya'll
Favourite word: blob...don't ask why, its best if you don't know
Blood type: just kidding, I don't really know neither do I care
Favourite book: Christmas Carol ( I only know this because I asked her, is this cheating? bleh I don't care )
Favourite...brand of sock: cotton..iens
Favourite tree: willows! again I asked her AND I DONT CARE IF ITS CLASSIFIED AS CHEATING! #ThügŁîfę. Word.
Favourite - this word is over used, ima use a better word like...favouito, which is Italian for the word...wait for it...wait for it...FAVOURITE! - hah I bet you didn't know that! I might as well be Italian
that is all, good day to you sir
@Narniaknowsbest- ok, what my sister DIDNT mention was that I, Nadia Hussain, am a perverted alien from the planet blob. where I work as a secret agent, saving the world everyday from unknown species. I work for the PAO ( perverted alien organization ) also, I work part time in Asda :)
everything above was written by IMPOLSE! muhaha. seriously, nadia cant come up with anything interesting so I was asked to write this for her. little witch better pay me with gummy bears or I will be one angry hippo!
the real nadia speaking! : hai, I like ketchup :)
ok that's it, bye X
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