"Failure is the foundation of success; success is the lurking place of failure."
-Lao-tzu

"Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he {or she} wants to do it."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower

"IMAGINATION RULES THE WORLD!!!!"
-Napoleon

"A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
-Tolkien 

Put this on your profile if you've ever broken something then gotten so mad you broke it that you threw it against a wall and broke it even more.

PIGS HAVE FLOWN PEOPLE! 
They've been in planes.

Put this on your profile if you've ever wanted to scream at someone on TV.