I can totally write. 'Course. 

While I'm not that good at creating original stories, I came here to write them. My other account on Fanfiction.net can publish them, you know? I do hope everyone enjoys my work and leaves nice and *helpful* comments. 

And, if you want to know... I'm an attractive young male, with soft brown hair and amazingly green eyes. My face is nice, my nose is peppered with freckles, and my hands are very soft. I'm strong, can cook, sew, and do my own dishes. My girlfriend will probably kill me later, but call me!

Enjoy!