Hi, welcome to my profile. I write stuff (✨yaoi✨).
Sometimes it's romance, sometimes it's chaos, sometimes it's whatever my last 3 and a half brain cells decide to cook up at 2AM. I should also mention that my schedule is held together with duct tape and prayers sent to the yaoi gods, so updates drop at completely random intervals because time isn't real and neither is my ability to focus.

My writing is made with love, sarcasm, and probably far too much caffeine.

Happy reading, my girlies, gays, theys, and totally confused straights who clicked this by accident (don't worry, everyone comes out on their own timeline).

Also, just a heads up:
• Characters will make questionable life choices (because I project).
• Plot armor? Never heard of her.
• If a scene makes you scream, cry, or kick your feet... good. That's the goal.
Proceed with caution.

If you have complaints, please write them on a piece of paper, fold it neatly, and then throw it directly into the nearest fire pit.
If you have compliments, feel free to tattoo them on your forehead (or just comment - that also works).

This profile is powered by:
• 90% delusion, loneliness, teenage lust
• 8% random facts I Googled at 1AM
• 2% spite

Rules of this sacred yaoi temple:

Hydrate. ('cause y'all are thirsty hoes)

Ship responsibly (or irresponsibly - I won't judge).

Don't fight in the comments unless it's funny.
Side note: does anyone else look up random products on Amazon just to read the one-star reviews? They're like so funny.

Anyway, thanks for stopping by my digital rat nest.
Take a seat, grab a snack, burn a candle, sacrifice your soul, and enjoy the ride.

If at any point the chaos becomes too much... just remember:
you clicked this willingly
(or you're one of my friends being tied down and forced to read).
LOVE YOU <3


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