Hi,

Contrary to what my username may suggest, I actually have a vagina lol - how unfortunate.
I'm a teenager living in Britain with virtually no social life and a professional procrastinator. There's not really much else to it.

I can be 'hella ghetto when I feel like it but generally I try to behave as though I have some semblance of what social etiquette is when I'm in public. 
Key word: try. I like being ratchet and loud too.
What can I say?   It's a hobby.

In my mind, I'm such a hoe but I might aswell be a nun, lmao. It doesn't matter, Jesus loves me lol. 

I curse a lot and I like to read about characters who are particularly loose on sexual morals or lead fairly promiscuous lives, lol sue me, it's whateverrrr.

God | Music | Barbecues | America | Gingers | Books | FOOD | Shoes | Fashion | Self Expression | Nudity | Curly Hair (just a few things that tickle my pickle).

This account is primarily for writing. I'm not actually currently writing anything but I just made this account for when or if I do decide to write and upload something despite its shitty-ness.

I don't appreciate people disrespecting me and lawd knows I will cut a bitch, lol. I don't care if you were Bill Gates and I was broke - you ain't shit to me lollll. Please bear this in mind when talking to me.

b o o t y , d e r r i e r e , b u n s , c h e e k s ,  r e a r ,  h e i n i e
did you see dat ass tho?


Talk to me because I'm fabulous and no one seems to know how to handle 'alla dis.
lol jk - talk to me because you pity my lack of a social life and friends.

-Ok, bye.