I am the summoner of the sixth-dimensional Planet Smasher, the most omniscient of all omniscients, a madman in a magical blue box. There are some who call me... Tim. 

Passionate Whovian, horror fan and Biology Teacher-to-be. Love heavy metal, classical music and watching people shout at video games, like those times where your childhood friend invited you over to play with his new Playstation but he only had one controller so you watched as he played. 

I'm also a fan of badly thought-out analogies, metaphors and similes. Also Tim Minchin.