BlueKenziefanatic984
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks “why the long face?”
The horse replies, “I got denied my home loan because I don’t have a stable income”
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BlueKenziefanatic984
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
One can wash their crack and resell it
BlueKenziefanatic984
I saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper
He must be plotting something
BlueKenziefanatic984
What works faster than a calculator?
A calcu-now
BlueKenziefanatic984
Frogs are just pickled hamsters
BlueKenziefanatic984
What kind of a doctor is doctor pepper?
A fizzician
BlueKenziefanatic984
Turns out scientists are trying to mix crab genes with cheetah genes.
I’m a bit scared, this could go sideways very fast.
Markotaranenko
@BlueKenziefanatic984 huh, puns. But you would just create a crab, all shall evolve into crab eventually
BlueKenziefanatic984
A black woman has three children, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How does she tell them apart?
She calls them by their last name
BlueKenziefanatic984
I invented a mind-controlled air freshener
It makes scents when you think about it
BlueKenziefanatic984
Been reading a horror book in braille recently
Something bad’s gonna happen in the plot soon. I can feel it
StoryBringerOfficial
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@BlueKenziefanatic984 trust me, Im well aware, but this one takes the fucking cake bro
BlueKenziefanatic984
@StoryBringerOfficial literally scroll down my message board and you’ll see plenty more bruv