*tips hat* 

It is my greatest pleasure to stand in front of your magnificence, O wise Nyx of the undead. Please allow me to introduce our most valued, quality priced grand slaves! I shall start this introduction with the least likable.

Here be the daughter of Da'Lurker, @GreekMyth- the said-wise. She has mastered the darkest dark arts of deliberate observation. Unusually skilled in curtailed responses. And is the last worshiper of the great Stitch.

Next is the last eldest son of D'Inactive, @Riverstyx- of the dead. A master of the most darkest of the dark dark arts of deliberate observation. Exceptionally talented in staying hidden. A man of very few words, and is known to go by they/them.

Next is the bastard son of the genius Do'nkey, @-dextraction the jackass of all trades. The only slave in our country who knows how to read and write. Also has exceptional skill in staying hidden. Awarded as the first male to practice the studies of studying.

Next is the child of Deaders and Goners, @GalacticLunatic the aunt. Unfortunately, she isn't physically present in this introduction. She was sent out on a mission to retrieve the lost cat of Bullock.

Moving on, we have @Galaxy_Heathen, the traitor ex-wife of Fate. Regrettably, she has been going through an illness known as the fangirling. We limit her intake of fandoms, w/c our scientists have proven healing.

Next is child of the god Re'frige, @PaniiPurii the mother of noms. First female to practice the studies of studying. A woman of massive words. And renaissance polymath.

And lastly is the beautiful child of the ostentatious dark lord Go'Rgeous, @-astarius- the absolute, last of her kind, the boss of all bosses, Goddess of hope and prosperity, and the Queen of light in the dark. Has full possession of the dragon balls. She can annihilate you with her attractive charms and twisted words.

Please allow me to surrender them in your humble presence, O wise one. May they guide you during the darkest of dark times.