BlueStar205

You: "How the heck did you know my routine whenever I arrive at my house?"
          Me: "I'm a professional stalker."
          
          You: "HOW DA F*Q DID YE KNOW ABOUT [your senpai's name]?!"
          Me: "... Research..."
          You: *scoffs* "Pfft, don't lie to me."
          Me: " And stalking abilities..."
          
          Who's the real stalker now? Lol, I ain't a stalker. Or am I? Lemme guess, you're playing Pixel Gun.