I like lasagne. Actually, like isn't a strong enough term. I LOVE lasagne. Lasagne is the bane of my existence. Without lasagne there is no BlueVelocity. And without BlueVelocity there is no lasagne.

I don't know if I'm going to put up any books or not, but if I do then they are absolutely amazing and are to be treated as the Bible. Because one day, good sir or madame, the world will rest on my shoulders. One day, I will hold back the swarming army of Supernatural-type demons with my Lasagne and my Fuzzy Dice.

And I will kill anyone who does not treat my works with the utmost respect.

Good day, young followers. Live long and lasagne.

(also, @karrtia is my first disciple. Treat her as you would any book I may put up.)