Hey!I'm not weird, I'm limited edition. Sometimes I regret things I say. I regret when I apologize for doing NOTHING wrong. I also regret being nice to people who don't deserve to even breathe the same air as me.  Always remember : The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. 
Plus I really don't like people. Their rude. So Have a great Mother Trucking Day!! :)