The economy is so bad right now that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail today. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street"... And when I called the Suicide Prevention Hotline I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got really excited, and asked if I could drive a truck...


Q: How much much crack can charlie sheen smoke? (answer at bottom of page)


about me - 

- I like most types of music except country and main-stream pop.

- I play Lacrosse for my university.

 - I  am very hard to offend, which means you can say anything to me or ask me anything.

- I work as a sawyer (A.K.A. a Lumberjack). However I don't cut trees for lumber, only hazardous trees, invasive species of trees and ones that are already dead. So it is completely environmentally friendly.

 - I'm 6 ft. 1 in. tall. and Yes that is a real picture of me. 

 - I am just reading and talking to people on here until I get time to write some stories, but I have a few ideas of what I want to write about.

 - my hobbies include: slamming revolving doors, counting to infinity, scoring 181 in a game of darts, getting a checkmate in monopoly, pulling over cops, solving a rubix cube with 1 turn, making grapes out of wine and making light wish that it were faster.

 - I love the movie Zoolander (Which is why my username is Blue_Steel).


Answer: enough to kill 2 and a half men.