In all my weirdness I hope you will enjoy everything I write down at the Bluelane on the 59th street.
Bluelane59 at your service.
Well...
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 (. _ .) 
(> #<) 
So ... I got you this waffle
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 (. _ .)
(> #<)
But then I was like this waffle is looking mighty fine 
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(. _ .) 
(> #<)
And I figured you wouldn't mind...
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(^ . ^) 
( v v )
so I ate it 
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(. _ .)
( v v ) 
Then I felt bad
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(. _ .)
(>o<)
So I made you a cookie
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(. _ .) 
(>o<)
But then the cookie looked good too.
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(>_<)
(v o v)
So I started eating that...
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(>_<)
(>D<)
Then I remembered that was for you.
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(>_<)
( v   )>D
So here's your half cookie :)