DIGITAL HALLUCINATIONS

Guess who's playing the paper Mario the thousand year door remake today!?
          
          Not me :(

Does anyone even see these anymore

HELP THEY SACRIFICED KAI TO THE REALM OF STAIRS

GRAHHHH I REMEMBERED SOME VIDEO I WATCHED AT SCHOOL IN LIKE 2018 AND NOW I NEED TO FIND ITTTTTTTTT
          
          DOES ANYONE KNOW IT ALL I REMEMBER IS THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT FISH AND CHIPS AT ONE POINT, THEY SAY CRAP AT SOME POINT AND THERES A METEOR AT THE END HELLLLPPPPPP

I ride from the dead here to ask:
           IN WHAT GOD DAMN WORLD IS FRIDAY EVEN /PART/ OF THE WEEKEND HOW TF DID IT WIN THE SPLATFEST

Mario wonder is getting out of hand THE PIRANHA PLANTS ARE SINGING NOOOOOO

Shoutout to the time sonic Twitter did a "Wait, its all cake" with the master emerald, was not expecting to see this today

Ok sega I get that people were complaining sonic frontiers was easy BUT MY GOSH YOU DIDNT NEED TO MAKE THE FINAL HORIZON THIS HARD WHAT IS THIS-
          
          I CANT EVEN GET UP THE FIRST TRIAL TOWER ILL NEVER FINISH IT

I need to stop playing soul melter ex and trying to beat up astral birth void why do I do this to myself
          
          ANYWAY
          I AM STILL ALIVE :D

Gonna play kirby super star on the snes, sure hope i dont die to a sentient ai virus and start a whole arg