BoHoDyke_27

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Its over for you bitches I found a monster flavour that I like you're all fucked

BoHoDyke_27

Finding out my great grandfather is:
          - Somewhat inbred, his parents are 8th cousins twice removed
          - Descended from Madragana, the not-fully-white ancestor of Queen Charlotte
          - Descended from Catherine Carey, child of Mary Boleyn, and given the timing of their affair, quite possibly Henry VIII (this will likely never be proven with DNA unless every Carey descendant makes an airtight oath to not attempt usurpation, given the whole reason the Windsors are even on the throne is because Henry VIII had no other acknowledged children with descendants)
          
          ...All within the same three days? Yeah thats been crazy. 
          
          James, what's wrong with you. 

BoHoDyke_27

Tell me why I got my period, which is frequently and currently deabilitating (not just the cramps its literallt everything I feel my body get weaker as soon as the blood shows up), on the 37th anniversary of my great grandmother's death. 

BoHoDyke_27

Breaking news: Betty's doing it again
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BoHoDyke_27

What part of rest in peace do you not get Evelyn
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