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Bby's first ankle sprain <3
          	Also think I fucked my back a bit too. 
          	
          	Don't fall down the stairs. 

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Rose's adventures in establishing contact with her extended cousins!!
          
          - my second cousin once removed is called Savannah. I promise I had no idea when naming 1.1 Sav. She's 9. She gives me horrible cute aggression. Bless her cotton socks. 
          
          - Savannah's mum, my second cousin Rebecca, is GORGEOUS!! Like genuinely if we didn't both look like Betty you wouldn't think us related. 
          
          - Sarah, who was adopted into the family, but that doesn't mean much to us, she's ours, followed me on facebook and instagram after liking one of my family storytime vids that I cross posted. She has 3 kids and one's called Finn. That one I did know abt when naming the 1.2 chaos grem, our Finn, but no correlation. 
          
          - Charlotte and Sophie (AGAIN I DIDN'T KNOW WHEN I NAMED OURS!!), Rebecca's sisters, look dare I say threateningly like our great grandmother. Love out like that. Betty would be proud of us...I hope. 
          
          - I have friend requested my grandpa's brother and his wife by tunneling thru my grandma's friend list. Hackerman. 

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I'm crashing out man I got sticky toffee pudding from a place in Coxhoe (yea thats a real place) and it isn't doing anything to mitigate said crashout

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Taking a nap before finishing my essay 
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I had garlic butter dough balls and a few sips of beer (i dont know why i keep trying to drink it its not good) and the crashout has been slightly mitigated
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June 30th is going to be the longest day of this year for me, I fear

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I would also like to mention I laughed, quite bitterly at that, when I found out the Warrington Court would be dealing with this. 
            
            My fifth great grandfather was born in Warrington when it was still a part of Lancashire. 
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The fuck do you mean "unnatural"
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Oh damn. Oh damn. Oh damn. 
          
          So uh canonically HQ and her missus meet in 2017 and holy heck girly was looking rough. 
          
          Oh that's not something I can unsee. 
          

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What have I...what have I done
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" #redwhiteandblewyourdad"
            -HQ, 2017 (my 12th birthday, to be specific)
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Thank god she learned how to do eyebrows
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Trying a caribbean food place near me for dinner tonight (I fell asleep thru the catered dinner hour summative season is like that) and I'm kinda worried my little 60% english, 12% scandinavian ass won't survive but my spice tolerance is actually ok for a see-through-sister so I'll theoretically survive. 

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Update: it's delicious. The spice isn't that bad for me which means my dad would cry. 
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