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Summarising other shows I'm into or was at one point in one sentence:
          
          Steven Universe: Rock lesbians and their questionable parenting choices. 
          
          MHA: I never thought I'd have to ask myself "what are we" on behalf of fictional teenage boys, but here we are. 
          
          Regular Show: The writers were either high or trolling because I refuse to believe anyone was serious about any of this. 
          
          Jem and the Holograms: Glee but 1983 and for adults. 
          
          Glee: This is what theatre kids hear when they wake up in hell. 
          
          

exam number two and i was starting to wonder why the hell johan huizinga's name was envoked in the question list before i remembered my academic advisor who has spent all year teaching me about that man in my making history strand is a lecturer for this module goddamnit graeme

Aw hell yeah Serenity's releasing a new set on my birthday lets gooo

Alexa, play "Another One Bites the Dust".
          
          Only Valentina would be extra enough to publically come out on her birthday. 

I just block out a lot of the first week post V-Day, but I just had a VIVID flashback to open mouth sobbing into my pillow on my bed at my grandparents' house to a piano version of I Knew I Loved You and having a quiet crisis about where I should even start looking for the new bitch. I have no idea how to process that. 

one of my exam questions concerns judaism and i dont think i have to include a note saying "yo im jewish btw" because I do not say in the entire answer "the jews/jews"

Fully did not know the four seasons do drag brunches god I love that hotel chain this is why I've stayed with them since I was three

Third mothers day Ive tried and failed to ignore yayyyy mommy issues 

So people just werent gonna tell me Phoebe Bridgers is dating Bo Burnham

Does the trump admin know how devastating to the justice system and america's global reputation it would be to suspend habeas corpus
          
          I want my high school government teacher to come pick me up, I'm scared.