BoJack Horseman.

Hey BoJack, what advice do you have for me so I don't want to commit suicide? greetings from the third world 

Hey Bojack ! How you doing 2021 ?

It's been 5 years. Well. Just taking a look around trying to get my affairs in order.

¿Bojack and Sarah Lynn?

hey isn't that the horse from horsin around ?
          (sorry)

Are u the real one? 

Hey Bojack! 

Has Todd cleaned up his shit yet?

The statistics don't lie, my book is "not good" (it's offensive to type "shit" on this site)

That moment when i was excited people were reading my story.....but only about 15 out of almost 300 have completed the whole thing. Well well.... Guess i'll give up forever :D