Outcast

I literally just thought I heard a video game machine gun go off in my mom's room. It's my dog snoring 

I don't know how I'm supposed to explain anime to my dad, help

What do you guys think about me creating a third account just for MLP ships? :| (Requests accepted)

(Thomas Sanders voice) 
          I wanted chips. I was devising a plan. 
          
          I would wait until my grandfather went to go to the bathroom, which is right outside my room, then sneak by to grab the chips off the table where he was sitting. But I quickly got tired of waiting.
          
          I got up and walked to open my bedroom door as my grandfather walked right by and into the bathroom. 
          
          Everything went well. Yum.

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"You can't see five dollars on a credit card. It's physically impossible." 
           #What goes on in my household

Fun fact: my grandmother tells me stories about how she fell in love with my grandfather because she fell in love with his car first! XD ^_^

Four in the morning, getting around to drive three hours and see my dad on his birthday, and I hear this:
          
          My Gram: (to my Pop) hey, does this look bad?
          
          My Pop: nope. You look great.
          
          I love my grandparents, they're so cute together ^_^

Hey, do you all know how in children's books, they show the clouds and stars at night? But irl, you never really see the could at night unless they're surrounding the moon? I can see all the clouds all over the sky rn and it looks so fucking cool! I feel like I'm in a child's book!