Half-asleep

I wish octopi were real

I wish squids were real.

I wish I could write

Bijuu Mike fan pfp imagine.
          
          
          
          Imagine being me you must suck

I personally do not enjoy where Undercover is going. The serious tone does not fit my....Goofy nature. I have somethings planned but I still need time to work on the....Planning. 
          Pretty much I'm gonna take everything I did correctly and shove it in a book. 

WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT?!?!??
          
          Uhm wait, that sounded too aggressive. Lemme try that again...
          Okay, so you follow me. Which means you must like my crappy- erm I mean very sexy books. Now I've been writing what I want to write. I have noticed that each work I create, my reads go down. That means that abandoning projects people enjoyed to create something new and exciting is not the correct route. I am currently working on UNDERCOVER. That however begs the question. Do you like undercover? Or what writing did you like from me in general? My only "popular" book is my semi ok Murder Drones book. (If you haven't read it, please don't. Your eyes will thank you.) I ask again. What do YOU, the people want? 

I bought an Xbox one s since they are worth nothing now. (I'm poor uwu) anyone have any game recommendations? (yes this will make my writing slower. Sucks to be following the author that doesn't write, huh?)

ermmmm
          
          
          guys....
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/370833978?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=postToProfile&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details&wp_uname=Bobbercranberry

YO HO HIGGITY YO YALL, EXPECT  TO SEE A PRETTY CRAPPY CRACKFIC SOON!

Ahoy there laddies! 
          
          I have no updates for ye yet, I just wanted an excuse to talk like a pirate!