Hi! My name is Bobby. But you can call me as Bob, By, Bobby or anything. But never attempt to call me as bitch, shit, damn, asshole, pervert, pedophile. If you don't want to get slapped, smacked or such fool moves, respect huh? 

     Okay, let me tell you something. I was born to laugh at you when you're going crazy. I was born to punch you when you're getting wrong---or worse, going silly. I was born to be your shoulder to cry on when you're hurt. I was born to be your company when you're alone. I was born to make you happy when sorrow invades you. I was born to help you change yourself when you've made something wrong. Really wrong. I was born to help you get back into reality when you're not in proper shape. I was born to watch & guide you whenever you go. I was born to catch you when you fall because of your stupidity. I was born to explain you things when you're startled & being flabbergasted. I was born to be your everything. Everything that can make you happy.  

     I used to be sarcasm. I used to be crazy. I used to be rude---sometimes. I used to be bad. I used to be silly. Because, if I were going to be good, kind, I don't think if the world would immediately teared into pieces. Just kidding. But, if I'm going to be good, I would probably be doomed. I don't know why I'm telling you these. But, for the truth to be told, I really don't know what's the reason why I'm such this bloody stupid whose telling you all of these. I think I'm only going crazy or something.