I'm Bob, and I'm your uncle, I fucked your aunt and made your cousin. I spend a lot of time on the ranch with my corn on the cob and a KFC bargain bucket. I love ma good ol' ale and I have a beard which won a prize at a fair once.

I'm kidding I'm only 18 years old, but I have a lot of stubble for my age, I'm obviously not your uncle, but I'm my nephew's uncle. Don't judge me I was dropped on my head when I was a baby (and every other week from then on).

As you can see, I have issues, so I need a tissue! HAHAHA, no seriously... I need a tissue, I'm watching porn as you're reading this.

Now, about writing... I write... Obviously. So feel free to read ma shit, vote ma shit, and add ma shit to your reading shit, I mean list. Ta!

(Does my background disturb you?..... good)