LETTUCE forget that my profile picture is a veggie.
I will constantly make food jokes until you are BEAT or EGG-hausted.
Yeah, I know, you might wonder if I have a life? Well, that's NACHO problem!
Stop reading this right now. This is about me having, almost, no life, man. I mean, you wouldn't want me being JALAPENO business now, would you?

Yeah, could you actually help me though? I really need a life right now. I'm kind of in a PICKLE.

Okay, I'll KETCHUP with you later..