I am a total nutter just like you. And i am going to answer as many as i can, HAAHA
- If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?..dont know but chewing would take more than 10 cal to burn tho i guess we wont gain any cals at all.
- When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them? Because they want to cause pain to people bina kaaran
- If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb? Good question. Before that why the hell is there a crumb bitiya. Clean it quickly before mummy gives a whack on ur head,
- What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand? Waiting to be hooked HAHA
- Do bald people get dandruff? Yes they do, My dad was bald and he did.
- If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee? Sadly yes. Family members will have to pay along with going thru all the horrendous movies the dead person rented. I am sure his soul would turn in the grave in shame HAHA
- Can a person with no ears wear glasses?Hmm Pata nahi...good question. but contacts ka zaamana hai...who cares.
- Do the actors in the re-enactments on Savdhaan India, ever get arrested (because they were seen on TV portraying the criminal)? The benefits of acting. Be a criminal without getting caught, HAAHA
- What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other? Mr and Mrs Smith wala movie and they wud end up getting married in real life. HAHA
- If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Probably. Who cares. lets worry the day we have destroyed earth and plan on moving to mars.
- How do you handcuff a one-armed man? Hmm..Soche ka padi,...with his neck maybe HAHA
- Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? of course not. U can act cannot watch
Hope that answers.Phew I feel better now