G'day, the name's Brote. It's pronounced BRO-tea, by the way. There's no bossy E.
I am pretty bossy though. We had to do this strength thingy at school, and my top strength was Presence. So I like bossing people around... which is weird, cause I'm a youngest child.
I'm a protestant, and I 110% support LGBTQ+ and Black Lives Matter. 
I was born in Czeckougaslaviaia in approximately 20 B.C.
I'm a sadist, I loves reading (and writing) torture scenes in books.
I've read the Twilight series AND I DETEST IT. THE ONLY CHARACTER WITH REDEEMABLE QUALITIES IS JACOB AND HE'S MADE OUT TO BE AN ANNOYING IDIOT. AND HE ONLY HAS LIKE TWO REDEEMABLE QUALITIES ANYWAY, SOO... 
Claims to fame: I've read the Harry Potter series 14 times and read the Twilight series in 8 days. 8 days in the exam week of term. I failed my exams but that's not what matters.
I LOVE IT when there's a betrayal or a murder or anythnig really, it's just great and bloody brilliant.
My ships: 
Luna and Neville I know they marry other people, Harry Potter
TEAM FOSTER-KEEFE cause Fitz is LITERALLY THE WORST, Keeper Of the Lost Cities
LOKI4EVA yes, the Trylle series
Iko+Lunar guard I'm so sorry for forgetting his name I need to reread it, the Lunar Chronicles
Halydia for flipping sure that's Hal and Lydia (like I appreciate the lack of a romaantic subplot but look at Lotte, I want her to die in pain), Brotherband
Will Treaty is my celebrity crush honestly, Ranger's Apprentice
PERCABETH BECAUSE FREAKING YES, all  of Rick Riordan's stuff
I prefer Gale, even though my parents don't allow me to read the Hunger Games- I chose Gale to annoy Ame. 
Dimpius for goodness' sake just propose on your deathbed why don't you-
Lily and Albus NEED TO DATE, Jack West Jr
SO MANY OTHER AMAZING BOOKS AND SHIPs THAT CANNOT BE LISTED
I want to publish Bounty Hunter, a book @sadistic-author and I are writing together

Musicals I love:

Six
Seusical
HAMILTON
HADESTOWN IS THE BEST EVERYONE LISTEN TO IT

God bless, and sleep well everyone! ;P