Oh. My. Goodness. I just got a call from someone, and right off the bat I knew what he had to say wasn’t important because he said my last name wrong.
So I answer anyway and he said, "it sounds like you have a bit of a cold."
and I said, "just a bit." (I’m actually rather sick.)
And he said, "may I make a suggestion?"
And I said, "why do you care?"
And he says, "I do because… I do. You know your sickness comes from bacteria."
"Yeah" was my response.
“Well the bacteria stays alive for 18 hours so when you go to sleep on the same pillow the bacteria just goes back into your nose and mouth. So change your pillowcase each night, use paper towels to wash your face, change your toothbrush" and by then it was creepy enough for me so I hung up.
