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Hello there. Just pretend I talk like the Text-to-Speech Guy. Please. 

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Please don't swear. Stuff like stupid or frack are okay, just watch for the floating F's. 

If. You. Swear. I. Will. Break. Your. COOKIES.

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→ His/Him/He

→ Known as Arsenaliac on Geometry Dash

→Is trying to act like a mod but failing spectacularly

→Slipping/Tripping/Falling

→Thou hath hopless love with Shakespearean literature

→Tries to make cool jokes but ends up taking them bac -

→Respectful of races

→Doesn't do chains

→Knows that his name is cringy

→Is on Wattpad

- - - -Quotes- - - -

⇒ "Water is too sweet." 
⇒ "Hot sauce is too cold."
⇒ "That mountain is too light."
⇒ "That spec of dust is too heavy."
⇒ "I like memes."

I'm just gonna put this in here because I like it ;)

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him. 96% of teens won't stand up for God. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 4% that will.

- - - Annoying things in life - - -

◊ When you insert a wordy meme on Wattpad, it gets super blurry
              ⟩ why can't you just copy-paste a picture
◊ Cliffhangers
◊ Wet socks
◊ WoF Haters
◊ When you roll up one sleeve and then you can't roll up the other

- - - Well you've read my bio, good -  

Oh, ALL RIGHT, I'll do the ads -

Read my books my books they are so GUUUUUUuuUuUUUUUuUUUUUUD!

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I'm glad you've chosen this cancer pit to read.

I hope you have a mediocre day.