A weird off sounds really weird. BAHAHAHAH SEE WHAT I... um nobody's laughing (little voice in my head, that's because it wasn't funny) oh.... TOO BAD TINY VOICE! Whoops did I say that out loud when my mom was in the room (little voice in my head, yes, yes you did) now why do you sound like Phineas tiny voice? (Little voice, faceplam why am I stuck with such an idiot) HEY IF YOU DONT LIKE ME AND MY WEIRDNESS YOU CAN LEAVE! (Little voice, no I can't, you made me up, I'm stuck here forever) AAHHHHH THE HORROR!!!!! (Little voice, or I could just kill you and be left alone) if I die can I at least die with my one and only love pizza, wait maybe I'm talking about my phone, but it might be my bed...? (Little voice, you're cheating on inanimate objects that you say you'll love forever -_-) HEY don't judge! The alarm clock does enough of that when I'm with my bed! And my mom stops my pizza, apparently after three it's "unhealthy". AND my mom interrupts my private time with my phone saying it's "healthy to go outside". So I deserve to die with the things I love! (Little voice, well I'm not letting you have them) WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY!?!??!? (Little voice, because you tried sounding like Luke Skywalker using a different word) why do you have to know what I'm thinking! (Little voice, because I AM what you're thinking) Mind. Blown. (Little voice, WHY IN THE NAME OF CHEEZ ITS DID YOU BLOW ME UP!?!)
Have I out weirded you yet because I could continue this conversation a lot faster if i didnt have to type every word?