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I just found something out! I found out that my body is a huanted house because it has a bones ,blood, and shit all over the walls.
I know imma bout to possibley get a warning for this but thought it was funny.
Oh heres a few more !
Why didnt the skeleton dance at the haloween party?
Because he didnt have no body to dance with!
Why couldn't the skeleton handle spicy food?
Because he didnt have the stomach for it.
How do you make a skeleton laugh? You tickle his funny bone!
Ok ok im done now but the satisfaction I gonna have from the eyes rolls and the possible groans of second hand ebrrassment these jokes are gonna get is gonna be great.