My name is Barney, if it wasn't Barney it would have been Felix (thanks Mum!) The main thing about me is the people around me. I hate the one closest to me, Chloe(my stalker as mentioned in 'The cookie chronicles:Charlotte's nicked my muffin.')

FUN FACTS!
-I am Satan II
-I enjoy cake
-I am known by a group of year 10's as 'Pimp'
-I was just sick in my mouth because I had a really hot pathia
-I really can not be assed to type any more

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  • Some place in the shitty heart of wales....*sigh*
  • JoinedMay 15, 2015

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Stories by Barney
Reflecting... by Boonabas
Reflecting...
So yeah, this is a story I did for my English homework so I just thought 'sod it, it's going on Wattpad'.
The White Cliffs of Dover by Boonabas
The White Cliffs of Dover
I'm not saying anything so read the bloody book you nosy bastard, you could probably tell what is happening t...
In addition to life... by Boonabas
In addition to life...
This is a book that is pretty useless all in all... It will run along side the book by Bespectacled_Alicorn's...