My name is Barney, if it wasn't Barney it would have been Felix (thanks Mum!) The main thing about me is the people around me. I hate the one closest to me, Chloe(my stalker as mentioned in 'The cookie chronicles:Charlotte's nicked my muffin.')
FUN FACTS!
-I am Satan II
-I enjoy cake
-I am known by a group of year 10's as 'Pimp'
-I was just sick in my mouth because I had a really hot pathia
-I really can not be assed to type any more
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- Some place in the shitty heart of wales....*sigh*
- JoinedMay 15, 2015
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Stories by Barney
- 3 Published Stories
Reflecting...
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So yeah, this is a story I did for my English homework so I just thought 'sod it, it's going on Wattpad'.
The White Cliffs of Dover
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I'm not saying anything so read the bloody book you nosy bastard, you could probably tell what is happening t...
In addition to life...
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This is a book that is pretty useless all in all...
It will run along side the book by Bespectacled_Alicorn's...