Pick up line:
Boy: Are you a typhoon?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because the moment you left my area of responsibility you left my heart in a state of calamity.
Credits: @Ekatherina_Vermilion
Original:
Boy: Bagyo ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi when you left my area of responsibility, iniwan mo ang puso ko sa state of calamity.