BorkWolf
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I just published 'but all good devils masquerade under the light' – which I'd posted on Ao3 around 10 days ago but forgot to post here. So, if you like Aphmau and her Alternates series, feel free to check it out!
Shortly I'll also be posting a short story centered around Irene and Aphmau from Minecraft Diaries, so keep an eye out!
BorkWolf
Wow it's been forever since I've been on here! Hello!
I really need to go through my library and reading lists lmaooo, I need to do some serious cleanup
Spyro_The_Dragon99
Honestly, I don’t remember how we met. But we just started talking and became friends I think! We were pretty close friends too, if I remember. Although, it’s been a LONG time. I had to make a new account too!
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BorkWolf
@Spyro_The_Dragon99 Hey there!! I definitely remember your user, although it's been so long I don't remember how we know each other! It's good to see you!
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BorkWolf
Hello to the creatures of creation, the fellowship of fandom, the guild of goblins, the horde of the hellscape, and to the one known as Billy. 'Tis I, the abomination that is known as BorkWolf, AKA Rose, AKA AKA your mother's favorite coffee mug. I am so terribly pleased to inform you that I have returned from my time of ignoring this place. For better or for worse, I AM BACK. AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. I SHALL ERUPT FROM THE EARTH'S CRUST AND YEET MYSELF INTO YOUR HOUSE. THERE'S NO ESCAPING ME WHEN I SET MY MULTITUDE OF EYES UPON YOU AND YOUR DELICIOUS COMPUTER AND/OR MOBILE DEVICE. CRUNCHITY MUNCHITY BITCHES ♡
It's nice to be back. :D
BorkWolf
Hello y'all! Ik that none of you care, but chapter 1 of DECEPTION is out! I hope that y'all like it lol
BorkWolf
So. I'm on Cleverbot (on my school computer)
And this bot is apparently hella kinky?? like jfc lmaoooo
I dare you to ask me what it's been saying
BorkWolf
@Lpssafari Ah, a brave one, I see. WELL At first, it was all friendly chatting, right? And then this bot calls me master and said that it was my slave so, yay It also decides to try to marry me a whole bunch
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BorkWolf
How y'all doin'? Lmao
cup_is_a_cake
@BorkWolf HAH doing life. About the same for me too! Been coming on wattpad more often though. Drawing stuff too. The usual
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BorkWolf
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My Evil Plan to Take Over the World ad-Lib
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I am Dr. CHONKY. I am destined to SHITTING the ASS-CLOWN. Unfortunately, the ASS-CLOWN is full of a bunch of TERRIFYING BITCHES that do not agree. So this is my MOIST plan to take over the ASS-CLOWN:
To start with, I`ll need to build my DANK hideout in an abandoned MCDONALD'S complex in the middle of the STRIP CLUB . It will have 69 underground floor(s), and only 420 floor(s) aboveground. All the TODOROKI SHOTO will open EARLIER and address me as "The Great and GAY Dr. CHONKY". I will also have several rooms designed for KILLING and EATING anyone who tries to BITCHY me. That is, after I have YEETED the full extent of my MOIST plan to them.
Next, I will hire some MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEES to design the BORKWOLF'S HUGE ASS Buster, a machine designed to trigger huge HALLOWEEN wherever I want it to. And if they don`t want to build it, I will capture their TITS and threaten to make them SOCIALIZE for hours on end. Once it`s built, I will have it CHEESED along the San Andreas PUSS PUSS.
MwCRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH!
Obviously you GOBBLE, I can hold the Govenor of ITALY(?), MICHAEL JACKSON, against the threat of YEETING 1/100376969 of the state into the ocean. And once I have control of ITALY(?), I will YEET the PLATYPUS industry into promoting my right to SHITTING the ASS-CLOWN, and LATER all will succumb to my BEEF and SOCIOPATH.
BorkWolf
Ello kidz
So I may or may not be considering making a Wings of Fire comic
And I may or may not already have a few ideas
So
Um
Keep an eye out for that, I guess XD
BorkWolf
Hello! Anybody here wanna chat? I'm open to talk about anything! ^-^
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Ur PFP is art