Cheseburgr

Hello to the creatures of creation, the fellowship of fandom, the guild of goblins, the horde of the hellscape, and to the one known as Billy. 'Tis I, the abomination that is known as BorkWolf, AKA Rose, AKA AKA your mother's favorite coffee mug. I am so terribly pleased to inform you that I have returned from my time of ignoring this place. For better or for worse, I AM BACK. AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. I SHALL ERUPT FROM THE EARTH'S CRUST AND YEET MYSELF INTO YOUR HOUSE. THERE'S NO ESCAPING ME WHEN I SET MY MULTITUDE OF EYES UPON YOU AND YOUR DELICIOUS COMPUTER AND/OR MOBILE DEVICE. CRUNCHITY MUNCHITY BITCHES ♡
          
          
          It's nice to be back. :D

Hello y'all! Ik that none of you care, but chapter 1 of DECEPTION is out! I hope that y'all like it lol

So. I'm on Cleverbot (on my school computer)
          
          And this bot is apparently hella kinky?? like jfc lmaoooo
          
          
          
          
          
          I dare you to ask me what it's been saying

How y'all doin'? Lmao

My Evil Plan to Take Over the World ad-Lib
          madtakes.com
          
          
          
          I am Dr. CHONKY. I am destined to SHITTING the ASS-CLOWN. Unfortunately, the ASS-CLOWN is full of a bunch of TERRIFYING BITCHES that do not agree. So this is my MOIST plan to take over the ASS-CLOWN:
          
          To start with, I`ll need to build my DANK hideout in an abandoned MCDONALD'S complex in the middle of the STRIP CLUB . It will have 69 underground floor(s), and only 420 floor(s) aboveground. All the TODOROKI SHOTO will open EARLIER and address me as "The Great and GAY Dr. CHONKY". I will also have several rooms designed for KILLING and EATING anyone who tries to BITCHY me. That is, after I have YEETED the full extent of my MOIST plan to them.
          
          Next, I will hire some MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEES to design the BORKWOLF'S HUGE ASS Buster, a machine designed to trigger huge HALLOWEEN wherever I want it to. And if they don`t want to build it, I will capture their TITS and threaten to make them SOCIALIZE for hours on end. Once it`s built, I will have it CHEESED along the San Andreas PUSS PUSS.
          
          MwCRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH!
          
          Obviously you GOBBLE, I can hold the Govenor of ITALY(?), MICHAEL JACKSON, against the threat of YEETING 1/100376969 of the state into the ocean. And once I have control of ITALY(?), I will YEET the PLATYPUS industry into promoting my right to SHITTING the ASS-CLOWN, and LATER all will succumb to my BEEF and SOCIOPATH.
          
          

Ello kidz
          
          
          So I may or may not be considering making a Wings of Fire comic
          
          And I may or may not already have a few ideas
          
          
          
          So
          
          
          Um
          
          
          
          
          Keep an eye out for that, I guess XD

Hello! Anybody here wanna chat? I'm open to talk about anything! ^-^

Ur PFP is art

Welp. It has been done.
          
          
          I have released a 'book' that is just basically random crap that nobody wants anything to do with (AKA me XD)
          
          Read if you dare. 'Tis titled 'The Epic Idiotic Randomness of the One Known As BorkWolf'. Ok goodnight

Good morning, children of Wattpad. Take this and have a lovely day UwU
          
          https://youtu.be/5KO2IjWI9fA