THEYRE HIGH-KEY TRASH!!!
IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE ETHAN!!!!
THEYRE INTO DAN AND PHIL AND ANIME, ARE A COSPLAYER, LOVES THE GAYS, IS A GAY, AND COME IN AS A 7 ON THE CUTNESS SCALE!!!!

AND IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE WOLF!!
THEYRE INTO ALL THE ANIME TRASH, THEY ALSO LOVE THE GAYS, ARE A GAY AND A COSPLAYER, AND THEY COME IN AT A 6 ON THE CUTNESS SCALE!!!! 

NOW ARE YOU READY TO READ SOME GAY SMUT?!

(Ethan here. Wolf wrote all of that and I have to say they're a definite 10,000,000 on the cuteness scale.   :3)