Bottle

We all miss youuu

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*inhale* 
          *exhale*
          
          This is like suicide for me... but, for the harem I will go to any length. 
          
          
          I, The offical BottleQueef, admit that it is in fact Quench not Clench. 
          
          And that, I am a “Big Fluffy Marshmallow.” 
          
          I also recognize Alb, as LadyBird 

somEBODY ONCE TOLd me
          The world was gonna roll me
          I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

we missed our wedding
          

Roses are Red
          
          Violets are Blue 
          
          I stubbed my big toe
          
          Go fuck yourself 

Despite constant negative press covfeve

well fuck me gently with a chainsaw

Anything that comes from my account may or may not be me as I’ve been hacked by my friends who can be less than pleasant most of the time, so take all things you see on this account with a grain of salt. 
          
          Thank you dearly

Okay. I have an alter ego. His name is Hugh. He's a huge ass so I apologise in advance if you encounter him. 
          
          Also. Gaarabe is my favorite out of the whole group. Just wanted to point that out