We are not Mary Sue's...hard to believe, right?

We are two people (in case you haven't guessed already). Nugget the Long-Eared Jerboa, and Bob the Pterodactyl. It is unlikely that either of us will ever write a legit non-parody kind of story, so don't expect one. The end.
AND WE LOVE GUINEA PIGS OF THE LONG HAIRED VARIETY