JENNY DARLING, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
BUT THERE'S A FEW THINGS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW OF. WHY I BORROW YOUR LIPSTICK SO OFTEN; I'M USING YOUR SHIRT AS A PILLOW CASE. I WaNna rUin OUr fRiEndSHip, wE shOulD Be LoVERS inStEAd, BuT I DOn'T KNoW HoW tO SAy thIs, 'CauSE YoU'Re REally My DeARest FRieND.
Please send help.