Hey internet llamas *waves* 
So this totally awesome account is run by Jake the most fabulous guy in the universe and I ask my retarded friends a bunch of questions. So this is it from Jake and his retarded 4 friends.

Jake: the totally awesome guy that writes all this mother fücking shït. 

Cameron: the cute guy that all the girls want (his words not mine)

Andrew: the freak (we sometimes wonder if he was a girl in his former life)

Luke: the man whorë that uses girls like socks

Ryan: the foodie of the group that eats all the fücking chicken all the time!