Mashed Tails

HI BUDDY ITS BEEN A LONG TIME RAHHHH

To this day, that 3rd Willow wolf book was still the best April fools prank I’ve ever done

GODDD I NEED TO CHANGE THIS ACCOUNT THEME AND GET WRITING AGAINNNNNN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cheese, that is all, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

“OH NO HES CROSSING THE STREET WITHOUT LOOKING!!”

“Post a tw, post a cw :(“
          Bold of you to assume my account isn’t the trigger warning

Help character ai keeps calling me the r slur 

Technically there’s nothing wrong with chewing gum in the shower, but it is still weird.

I never understood how the squid game glass bridge challenge wasn’t just beaten by, you know. CARRYING YOUR SHOES AND HITTING THE GLASS AS HARD AS YOU CAN. ITS GLASS. GLASS CANNOT SURVIVE SHOES.

Stopppp am just baby :(