Poem of the day, doesn't belong to me, it's from collegehumor but I love it so here it is: Reaper: In life you have choices, they help you or not. And sometimes it's tricky to choose what you ought. So if your wondering what makes you ill it's easy to know because... Everything will.
A-is for alcohol source of addiction, Liver disease and other afflictions.
And how about water? That might be okay. But if it's in plastic there's B for BPA.
C is for corn syrup soda pop uses and also carbs found in sugary juices.
D, dehydration, you still have to drink! Though all these beverages seem like they stink. Eating too little or too much to count? E is for eating in perfect amounts. And eating something that you shouldn't consume because dozens of dishes will lead to your doom.
F is for fried food that's filled up with fat.
Glutens for G ... If you buy into that.
H is for hotdogs- who knows how they're made?
I is for insecticide, veggies are sprayed.
J is for jerky with way too much salt.
And K is for kale, is also at fault.
Man: But isn't it healthy?
Reaper: I'm glad that you ask. Cabbage and kale make thyroids too fast.
Man: Forget about eating, I'll just go outside.
Reaper: Well, that is where even more dangers can hide.
L is for Lyme disease carried by tics.
Malaria, M, that mosquitoes inflict.
N, N-Diethyl-meta-toluamide, it kills all the bugs and it kills your insides.
O is for Oxygen-less recreation.
P is for pollution in each inhalation.
Q is for quicksilver, fishing is wrecked.
R, deadly radon that's hard to detect.
S is for sunscreen and also the sun, both give you cancer, now isn't that fun?
T is for Tobacco. U, V for UV.
W, watching way too much TV!
X as expected is X hyphen ray.
Y is surprisingly: Yerba mate.
Z is for zealotry, in the instance, that you found the key to eternal existence. You can't avoid danger- just go on and try! No matter your actions, your still gonna die!