Brandon-rogers

i literally just took a whole break lmao guess who's back

Brandon-rogers

I remember working at a hotel. 
          Checking someone's I.d is a privledge.
          If their house is 10 miles from here you better ask how that fuckers day is going because if the answer isn't we are having the house fumigated you know he is dipping in to some other ass 

gooeylove

BRANDON ROGERSSSSS YESSSSJSKSKJSKENDND IM SCREAMING OMFG 
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byemon

IM SUDDENLY VERY FRIGHTENED BUT OKAY VIBRATORS ARE COOL 

Brandon-rogers

Those are no fun
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byemon

Can I have a waffle instead 
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Brandon-rogers

@dogesimon Im giving you both a vibrator and a fleshlight
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