ABOUT ME COLUMNS ARE AWESOME.... WHY?
BECAUSE 

 you can now find out what a big fail in life i am 

firstly i love the book WICKED .... *don't judge me* 
i actually worship THE HUNGER GAMES
for some reason i wish i had an army of winged monkeys like the wicked witch of the west 

my friends are complete pedophiles who log onto my FB account and make me gay,,,,, every time
i still get emails from 40 yr old men who want to hook up ..... IM GONNA BLOW UP THEIR TESTICLES

if i could design a robot, it would probably be a brainwashing one 

im a freakin virgin CAUSE CELIBACY RULES BRO 

the police are looking for me because i sang *I'm sexy and i know it* in public and i was charged with misleading the public 

I WANT TO CALL ALL MY FANS MY LITTLE MONSTERS .....if i ever get any that is